IT'S ALL TRUE: Midian is where the monsters live...
...and on February 1, 2003,
Jack and Betty were handfasted in an excessively gothic bash that would put Martha Stewart to shame.


the lovers
the chateau
the finery
the bouquet
the ritual
the vows
the certificate
the music
the repast
the cake

the pictures!
the preparations
the ceremony
the merrymaking

the handfasting party

Lord Jack Random

Lady Betty Blue

Chatelaine Cat Ellen

Gatekeeper Cynthia Captain

High Priestess Kat Needfire

High Priest James Phillips

Wench of the East  Stephanie Rossi

Knave of the South Juba Kalamka

Wench of the West Diana Alyn

Knave of the North Jon Spinner

 For those who were frightened beyond the capacity for rational thought and did not attend, you can still make a donation to the Alternatives to Marriage Project in our honor.

We are also registered at:

Amazon.com
Martha Stewart Living (Betty's Wedgewood)

Thank you to everyone for making it our “perfect, perfect day”
and not making Betty kill every one of our guests and half this town to do it.
jb@jackandbettyhavegoneinsane.com

Be good and you will be lonesome.
~ Mark Twain